GEORGIA WARR, FELIPA QUINTANA

Felipa Quintana

ROONEY

Georgia Warr

my name is georgia, actually

Felipa Quintana

I just want to know how a person so hot can be so fucking annoying

Georgia Warr

oh good

are we finally going to talk about the elephant in the room

Felipa Quintana

What elephant???

Georgia Warr

your ginormous crush on rooney bach

Felipa Quintana

Uh wait wait wait

I mean she’s OBJECTIVELY hot

I’m not into her

Georgia Warr

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Felipa Quintana

I DON’T CRUSH ON STRAIGHT GIRLS

Georgia Warr

lol

Felipa Quintana

We would murder each other if we dated

Which we wouldn’t because she’s straight

And I don’t like her like that

And she’s super annoying and she has to have her way all the time

And I’m doomed to be a lonely gay 4 life

Georgia Warr

you’re digging yourself so far into this hole

Felipa Quintana

I’M CHANGING THE SUBJECT

I have a question

Georgia Warr

fire away my dude

Felipa Quintana

I may be like … totally making this up, but … is there something going on between you and Jason???

He told me you met up just you two the other day and like

Idk it sounded almost like a date or something hahaha

Georgia Warr

would you find that weird? if we dated?

Felipa Quintana

Idk

It’d be a change

Georgia Warr

well i guess i don’t really know what’s going on with that yet

Felipa Quintana

So you do like him??

Georgia Warr

i don’t really know?

maybe?

we’ve decided to see what happens

Felipa Quintana

Hm

Okay

GEORGIA WARR, JASON FARLEY-SHAW

Georgia Warr

i just told pip that we’re potentially seeing each other

Jason Farley-Shaw

Oh SHIT okay!

Wow

What did she say?

Georgia Warr

she just said ‘Hm okay’

Jason Farley-Shaw

Oh god she’s mad then

Georgia Warr

i don’t think she’s angry

she’s probably just confused

Jason Farley-Shaw

Fair enough I guess!!

It is kind of a sudden development

Georgia Warr

she’ll get over it though right?

i mean she’ll be all right with it?

Jason Farley-Shaw

Yeah

Definitely

GEORIGA WARR, ROONEY BACH

Georgia Warr

hey fried egg where are you??

Rooney Bach

Out!!!!

Georgia Warr

you coming back tonight?

i have things to discuss

Rooney Bach

Oooooo THINGS

What things I love things

Georgia Warr

well

idk what to do next with jason

so i am summoning you to assist

unless you wanna stay out, no pressure haha

Rooney Bach

Nah people are just being boring and drunk and I’m not in the mood to get with anyone

Fried egg is on her way

Georgia Warr

be hasty, egg