Contents
Title
1. Mario Wins Again
2. Come and Get It
3. Sweet Metallica Lullabies
4. The Plan
5. Hiding in Plain Sight
6. The Party
7. Unexpected
8. Sweet and Sour
9. Intellectual Badass
10. Concrete Heart
11. Swamp Monster
12. The Beach
13. Time of Year
14. Dancing Hurts
15. The Whole Story
16. Beanie Boy
17. Intoxicated
18. Gotcha
19. Spider’s Web
20. Liar, Liar
21. No Time
22. Chocolate Bars
23. Cootie Brownies
24. Kissing the Bride
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